I was told by one of my bff's this weekend that I need to write again...so, here I am, making time that I don't have to, once again, bitch about the singlehood status. I feel like I'm on fucking repeat so I'm gonna shake this up a bit and get real about what it's REALLY [...]
Category: love
Sometimes indecision IS a decision.
I alluded to some 'heart-wrenching' (maybe over exaggerated with that term but whatevs) dating situations in my last post and thought, hell...if I'm opening up a flesh wound, may as well dig all the way to the artery and bleed out. There is a pretty profound lesson found in each of the scenarios so, maybe, [...]
HOW A STRONG WOMAN SEES A RELATIONSHIP — TYPICALLY FROM AFAR….
Any woman who is strong, independent and speaks her mind (normally) has it rough in this dating game...Crazy bitches have given "women" a bad rep -- chicks who go all psycho because they can't keep their neediness under wraps are adding to reasons why we 'normal' gals have to over analyze and keep in check [...]
I MAY BE SARCASTIC AF, BUT SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELS
Ah, the time of year where the culmination of all the experiences gathered in 2016 start to play over in my head...I wish I could say I'm an eternal optimist. I mean, those people have their shit together and seem to have good things happen to them all the time...maybe I'll try it on for [...]
WHEN YOU SUDDENLY REALIZE YOU’RE THAT DIVORCEE WHO IS SOUGHT OUT FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE…
I consider myself to be a fairly level-headed person. I know I'm not without moments of craziness...hell...I'm not only human, I AM a woman. Additionally, I'm one of the (what I'm guessing to be) millions of women/humans who have been divorced...I've had a couple of long-term relationships, followed by a 10-year relationship/marriage, followed by a [...]
YOU ASKED, SO HERE GOES…(BONUS CLE ON DATING WOMEN LIKE ME…AKA, STRONG AF)
Ok, ok, ok....I can't tell you how many requests I've received for a "dating" post lately. 100% disclosure -- it's cuz I've not necessarily been on any dates for quite some time. But, there were a couple. Since going at dating the "old fashioned" way (i.e. offline), I've eliminated about 88% of the fuck-tards that [...]
LADIES, SOMETIMES IT ONLY TAKES STRIKE TWO…LOOKING…
Yea...so sometimes your lessons come in the form of heartbreak...then when you try again, that lesson comes in the form of disappointment--- in yourself. First time, timing...second time...timing...Shame on me. HOWEVER, NO ONE, and I mean no one, should ever lead someone to fall with no intention of catching them...if we're looking for blame, I'm [...]
YOU KNOW WHAT’S AWESOME…?
....nothing right now. That's what. For the past 8 months I've been stuck in a cycle of monotony - same shit different day. I AM NOT A FUCKING MONOTONOUS PERSON (don't misread that as 'monogamous.')! I can't function if my life is 'normal.' My personality thrives on stress and adrenaline-fueled crisis management. I thrive in [...]
DEAR REAL-WORLD, CAN WE PULL A ROSS & RACHEL AND GO ON A BREAK?
Unfortunately, we do not live in a "Friends" episode, so the Ross and Rachel technique most likely won't work with reality. That, and reality is an asshole so it's likely he (yes, I'm genderizing it, and yes, I'm pretty sure I made that word up) won't compromise. Therefore, I wake up every day, feet to [...]
I SURE HOPE THE FEATURED IMAGE IS A FORTUNE…
Clearly my blog posts have been a bit more subdued lately...more emotional...more...icky. I'm not proud of it...I mean, I perpetuate this blog to be a "strong woman" blog...pick yourself up from your bootstraps and carry on blog...a "fuck those who fuck you over" blog....I'm not changing that...but I am about to tell you a sad [...]
My Sarcastic Life 