I was told by one of my bff's this weekend that I need to write again...so, here I am, making time that I don't have to, once again, bitch about the singlehood status. I feel like I'm on fucking repeat so I'm gonna shake this up a bit and get real about what it's REALLY [...]
Category: relationships
Road Trip Feels.
Funny thing about solo road trips...there's a LOT of time for introspective thought, contemplation and basically sortin' shit out. This is probably why I avoid drives over 3 hours and have a fuck-ton of audiobooks to distract me from self-reflection. No one wants a raw look at themselves. Most of my ugly cries have been [...]
Sometimes indecision IS a decision.
I alluded to some 'heart-wrenching' (maybe over exaggerated with that term but whatevs) dating situations in my last post and thought, hell...if I'm opening up a flesh wound, may as well dig all the way to the artery and bleed out. There is a pretty profound lesson found in each of the scenarios so, maybe, [...]
HOW A STRONG WOMAN SEES A RELATIONSHIP — TYPICALLY FROM AFAR….
Any woman who is strong, independent and speaks her mind (normally) has it rough in this dating game...Crazy bitches have given "women" a bad rep -- chicks who go all psycho because they can't keep their neediness under wraps are adding to reasons why we 'normal' gals have to over analyze and keep in check [...]
I MAY BE SARCASTIC AF, BUT SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELS
Ah, the time of year where the culmination of all the experiences gathered in 2016 start to play over in my head...I wish I could say I'm an eternal optimist. I mean, those people have their shit together and seem to have good things happen to them all the time...maybe I'll try it on for [...]
WHY I DON’T BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES…STRIPES, TIGERS AND SHIT.
Ah, it's been a minute...I've missed it here. Just life has been so fucking busy that any moment I have to myself is spent on a bottle of wine and a hot bath...Let's just say, life took an interesting (and awesome) turn four weeks ago and I'm back to being in a good place. Any [...]
WHEN YOU SUDDENLY REALIZE YOU’RE THAT DIVORCEE WHO IS SOUGHT OUT FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE…
I consider myself to be a fairly level-headed person. I know I'm not without moments of craziness...hell...I'm not only human, I AM a woman. Additionally, I'm one of the (what I'm guessing to be) millions of women/humans who have been divorced...I've had a couple of long-term relationships, followed by a 10-year relationship/marriage, followed by a [...]
MY HIATUS AND SHIT…THE SADNESS AND MADNESS OF IT ALL
In memory of Naya, a.k.a. "The Best Dog in the World." July 30, 2001 - Sept 8, 2016 I know I'm overdue for a good post. But life has been fairly rough. Last week I had to make the hardest decision of my life and lay to rest my soul-mate. Naya was literally the best [...]
LADIES, SOMETIMES IT ONLY TAKES STRIKE TWO…LOOKING…
Yea...so sometimes your lessons come in the form of heartbreak...then when you try again, that lesson comes in the form of disappointment--- in yourself. First time, timing...second time...timing...Shame on me. HOWEVER, NO ONE, and I mean no one, should ever lead someone to fall with no intention of catching them...if we're looking for blame, I'm [...]
WHY YOU’RE STUPID AF: CLE SERIES ON PUTTING THE MOTHER-EFFING PHONE DOWN
Back by popular demand, here is a CLE series that I think pertains to about 90% of the human population. It's not a controversial subject because, well, I think we all know how attached at the hand we are to our smartphones. The sickness of this subject is that we KNOW we have a problem, [...]
My Sarcastic Life 