YOU KNOW WHAT’S AWESOME…?

....nothing right now.  That's what.  For the past 8 months I've been stuck in a cycle of monotony - same shit different day.  I AM NOT A FUCKING MONOTONOUS PERSON (don't misread that as 'monogamous.')!  I can't function if my life is 'normal.'  My personality thrives on stress and adrenaline-fueled crisis management.  I thrive in [...]

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BLESSINGS…THOSE LITTLE THINGS THAT WE TAKE FOR GRANTED WHEN SHIT GETS ALL TWISTED

FIRST up -- I need to set the record straight.  I've said this before, and trust me, I appreciate the reach, but just because I write about dating or being single or whatevs, doesn't mean that THAT is the focal point of my life.  In fact, if I'm honest, it's a total of 2% of [...]

STUCK…WHY BEING HUMAN SUCKS BALLS A LOT OF THE TIME

This kid's situation pretty much sums up my life these days...feeling like I'm stuck in the shitter while someone laughs their ass off and takes time-freezing photos of my precarious situation so they can one day pull out the precious keepsake and show it around to the world to prove how fucked up I was at [...]

DEAR REAL-WORLD, CAN WE PULL A ROSS & RACHEL AND GO ON A BREAK?

Unfortunately, we do not live in a "Friends" episode, so the Ross and Rachel technique most likely won't work with reality.  That, and reality is an asshole so it's likely he (yes, I'm genderizing it, and yes, I'm pretty sure I made that word up) won't compromise.  Therefore, I wake up every day, feet to [...]

I SURE HOPE THE FEATURED IMAGE IS A FORTUNE…

Clearly my blog posts have been a bit more subdued lately...more emotional...more...icky.  I'm not proud of it...I mean, I perpetuate this blog to be a "strong woman" blog...pick yourself up from your bootstraps and carry on blog...a "fuck those who fuck you over" blog....I'm not changing that...but I am about to tell you a sad [...]

I MEAN, I DO HAVE A DECENT ASS….

It's interesting how one day you're picking up pieces of heartache, then the next (well...not LITERALLY the next day) you're drowning it out with distractions.  What?  You wallow in your self-pity and emotional turmoil?  Nah.  Pull up your thong (cuz I don't do the granny panties and nor should you) or your boxer briefs (cuz, [...]

SOMETIMES I WONDER IF PURGATORY IS REALLY JUST HELL IN DISGUISE

Yes, THREE posts in two days is utter ridiculousness (can we really count last night's tho?)...but I need the catharsis of writing shit out...so I'm gonna need to sort through this verbally/textually...If you're not interested in rambling musings and contemplation of love lost, then just stop reading now...if you are, I'll try to make it [...]

RANT: WHY PATIENCE IS A FUCKING JOKE

Alright - I woke up today in a bitching mood -- and not in a good way.  So in order for me to settle into the day, I'm going to need to get a few things off my chest. I work my ass off.  Anyone who knows me knows that I give 110% in anything [...]