ONCE UPON A TIME…NOPE.

Yep, I think I discovered the world's BIGGEST douchebag a week or so ago.  And it was SO bad, that I just have to laugh.  I didn't write about it as soon as it happened because, if you've been reading my blogs, you know I've been going through some emotional BS so I needed to [...]

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I SURE HOPE THE FEATURED IMAGE IS A FORTUNE…

Clearly my blog posts have been a bit more subdued lately...more emotional...more...icky.  I'm not proud of it...I mean, I perpetuate this blog to be a "strong woman" blog...pick yourself up from your bootstraps and carry on blog...a "fuck those who fuck you over" blog....I'm not changing that...but I am about to tell you a sad [...]

GHOSTING IS THE NEW “IT’S ME, NOT YOU” BREAK…MINUS THE CAJONES

If you are dating, chances are you've been "ghosted" before.   Or, as I like to call it, wasting-my mother-loving-precious-time-on-a-cowardly-douchebag-who-is-too-chicken-shit-to-keep-it-real.  Or something like that.  I switch up the words every now and then with a little more profanity. Anyway, such a relevant and interesting topic to me because, as some of you may have picked [...]

SURE WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD HAVE AN ICE CREAM AND A PONY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

Sometimes being a rational human being just plain sucks.  I mean seriously -- An emotional crying jag or a temper tantrum is the stuff of unicorns and rainbow candies.  I would LOVE to just sit on a couch eating ice cream all day crying my fucking eyes out and watching sappy movies...OR punching someone in [...]