You can’t handle the truth.

I was told by one of my bff's this weekend that I need to write again...so, here I am, making time that I don't have to, once again, bitch about the singlehood status.  I feel like I'm on fucking repeat so I'm gonna shake this up a bit and get real about what it's REALLY [...]

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HOW A STRONG WOMAN SEES A RELATIONSHIP — TYPICALLY FROM AFAR….

Any woman who is strong, independent and speaks her mind (normally) has it rough in this dating game...Crazy bitches have given "women" a bad rep -- chicks who go all psycho because they can't keep their neediness under wraps are adding to reasons why we 'normal' gals have to over analyze and keep in check [...]

I MAY BE SARCASTIC AF, BUT SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELS

Ah, the time of year where the culmination of all the experiences gathered in 2016 start to play over in my head...I wish I could say I'm an eternal optimist.  I mean, those people have their shit together and seem to have good things happen to them all the time...maybe I'll try it on for [...]

MY HIATUS AND SHIT…THE SADNESS AND MADNESS OF IT ALL

In memory of Naya, a.k.a. "The Best Dog in the World." July 30, 2001 - Sept 8, 2016 I know I'm overdue for a good post.  But life has been fairly rough.  Last week I had to make the hardest decision of my life and lay to rest my soul-mate.  Naya was literally the best [...]

BLESSINGS…THOSE LITTLE THINGS THAT WE TAKE FOR GRANTED WHEN SHIT GETS ALL TWISTED

FIRST up -- I need to set the record straight.  I've said this before, and trust me, I appreciate the reach, but just because I write about dating or being single or whatevs, doesn't mean that THAT is the focal point of my life.  In fact, if I'm honest, it's a total of 2% of [...]

STUCK…WHY BEING HUMAN SUCKS BALLS A LOT OF THE TIME

This kid's situation pretty much sums up my life these days...feeling like I'm stuck in the shitter while someone laughs their ass off and takes time-freezing photos of my precarious situation so they can one day pull out the precious keepsake and show it around to the world to prove how fucked up I was at [...]

DEAR REAL-WORLD, CAN WE PULL A ROSS & RACHEL AND GO ON A BREAK?

Unfortunately, we do not live in a "Friends" episode, so the Ross and Rachel technique most likely won't work with reality.  That, and reality is an asshole so it's likely he (yes, I'm genderizing it, and yes, I'm pretty sure I made that word up) won't compromise.  Therefore, I wake up every day, feet to [...]

I SURE HOPE THE FEATURED IMAGE IS A FORTUNE…

Clearly my blog posts have been a bit more subdued lately...more emotional...more...icky.  I'm not proud of it...I mean, I perpetuate this blog to be a "strong woman" blog...pick yourself up from your bootstraps and carry on blog...a "fuck those who fuck you over" blog....I'm not changing that...but I am about to tell you a sad [...]

I MEAN, I DO HAVE A DECENT ASS….

It's interesting how one day you're picking up pieces of heartache, then the next (well...not LITERALLY the next day) you're drowning it out with distractions.  What?  You wallow in your self-pity and emotional turmoil?  Nah.  Pull up your thong (cuz I don't do the granny panties and nor should you) or your boxer briefs (cuz, [...]