You can’t handle the truth.

I was told by one of my bff's this weekend that I need to write again...so, here I am, making time that I don't have to, once again, bitch about the singlehood status.  I feel like I'm on fucking repeat so I'm gonna shake this up a bit and get real about what it's REALLY [...]

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A moment of silence.

New job?  Check.  Back in the dating world?  Check.  Feel like I doused myself in gasoline and ran through a field of dried brush?  Check.  Metaphor getting lost in my sleep-deprivation?  Fuck. Yes. You know what though?  I like it.  And life has just taken a turn for the incredible.   I woke up at [...]

Sometimes indecision IS a decision.

I alluded to some 'heart-wrenching' (maybe over exaggerated with that term but whatevs) dating situations in my last post and thought, hell...if I'm opening up a flesh wound, may as well dig all the way to the artery and bleed out. There is a pretty profound lesson found in each of the scenarios so, maybe, [...]

WHY I DON’T BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES…STRIPES, TIGERS AND SHIT.

 Ah, it's been a minute...I've missed it here.  Just life has been so fucking busy that any moment I have to myself is spent on a bottle of wine and a hot bath...Let's just say, life took an interesting (and awesome) turn four weeks ago and I'm back to being in a good place.  Any [...]

YOU KNOW WHAT’S AWESOME…?

....nothing right now.  That's what.  For the past 8 months I've been stuck in a cycle of monotony - same shit different day.  I AM NOT A FUCKING MONOTONOUS PERSON (don't misread that as 'monogamous.')!  I can't function if my life is 'normal.'  My personality thrives on stress and adrenaline-fueled crisis management.  I thrive in [...]

OUR COUNTRY IS ROYALLY FUCKED…

I'm just going to jump right into this explanation:  Our country is royally fucked because the only two options we have for our future President is a potential felon and a narcissistic racist.   That ol' addage "lesser of two evils" is really hard to gauge here because both options will spiral our country into [...]

DEAR REAL-WORLD, CAN WE PULL A ROSS & RACHEL AND GO ON A BREAK?

Unfortunately, we do not live in a "Friends" episode, so the Ross and Rachel technique most likely won't work with reality.  That, and reality is an asshole so it's likely he (yes, I'm genderizing it, and yes, I'm pretty sure I made that word up) won't compromise.  Therefore, I wake up every day, feet to [...]

I MEAN, I DO HAVE A DECENT ASS….

It's interesting how one day you're picking up pieces of heartache, then the next (well...not LITERALLY the next day) you're drowning it out with distractions.  What?  You wallow in your self-pity and emotional turmoil?  Nah.  Pull up your thong (cuz I don't do the granny panties and nor should you) or your boxer briefs (cuz, [...]

I’M NOT PERFECT…BUT I AM SARCASTIC SO THAT’S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME

You know that old adage that sarcasm is a defense mechanism (some say against stupid people, some say against fear, against vulnerability, etc...)?  Well, I'm here to defend that adage...And any person fluent in sarcasm better not deny what I'm about to say...I'm being real here, so STFU and learn something about yourself.  Just be [...]

SOMETIMES I WONDER IF PURGATORY IS REALLY JUST HELL IN DISGUISE

Yes, THREE posts in two days is utter ridiculousness (can we really count last night's tho?)...but I need the catharsis of writing shit out...so I'm gonna need to sort through this verbally/textually...If you're not interested in rambling musings and contemplation of love lost, then just stop reading now...if you are, I'll try to make it [...]