MY HIATUS AND SHIT…THE SADNESS AND MADNESS OF IT ALL

In memory of Naya, a.k.a. "The Best Dog in the World." July 30, 2001 - Sept 8, 2016 I know I'm overdue for a good post.  But life has been fairly rough.  Last week I had to make the hardest decision of my life and lay to rest my soul-mate.  Naya was literally the best [...]

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BLESSINGS…THOSE LITTLE THINGS THAT WE TAKE FOR GRANTED WHEN SHIT GETS ALL TWISTED

FIRST up -- I need to set the record straight.  I've said this before, and trust me, I appreciate the reach, but just because I write about dating or being single or whatevs, doesn't mean that THAT is the focal point of my life.  In fact, if I'm honest, it's a total of 2% of [...]

STUCK…WHY BEING HUMAN SUCKS BALLS A LOT OF THE TIME

This kid's situation pretty much sums up my life these days...feeling like I'm stuck in the shitter while someone laughs their ass off and takes time-freezing photos of my precarious situation so they can one day pull out the precious keepsake and show it around to the world to prove how fucked up I was at [...]

THIS IS WHY YOU’RE SUCKING AT LIFE: CLE SERIES ON HOW TO ADULT

I think I'm going to start this lesson with the number one, overarching rule on adulting:  Don't be an asshole. As we go through these lessons, just know that in the end, it all boils down to your inability to nicely live and function in society with actual human beings.  So if you're failing miserably at [...]

I SURE HOPE THE FEATURED IMAGE IS A FORTUNE…

Clearly my blog posts have been a bit more subdued lately...more emotional...more...icky.  I'm not proud of it...I mean, I perpetuate this blog to be a "strong woman" blog...pick yourself up from your bootstraps and carry on blog...a "fuck those who fuck you over" blog....I'm not changing that...but I am about to tell you a sad [...]

I MEAN, I DO HAVE A DECENT ASS….

It's interesting how one day you're picking up pieces of heartache, then the next (well...not LITERALLY the next day) you're drowning it out with distractions.  What?  You wallow in your self-pity and emotional turmoil?  Nah.  Pull up your thong (cuz I don't do the granny panties and nor should you) or your boxer briefs (cuz, [...]

LIFE LESSONS –CLE SERIES

So as I mentioned in my last post, I'm officially off dating apps.  All of them.  That last go-round was the literal straw that broke the camel's back (well....if I had a camel, I'm sure it would be...I just wanted to throw the word 'literal' in there).  I do want to take a quick sec [...]