MY HIATUS AND SHIT…THE SADNESS AND MADNESS OF IT ALL

In memory of Naya, a.k.a. "The Best Dog in the World." July 30, 2001 - Sept 8, 2016 I know I'm overdue for a good post.  But life has been fairly rough.  Last week I had to make the hardest decision of my life and lay to rest my soul-mate.  Naya was literally the best [...]

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GHOSTING IS THE NEW “IT’S ME, NOT YOU” BREAK…MINUS THE CAJONES

If you are dating, chances are you've been "ghosted" before.   Or, as I like to call it, wasting-my mother-loving-precious-time-on-a-cowardly-douchebag-who-is-too-chicken-shit-to-keep-it-real.  Or something like that.  I switch up the words every now and then with a little more profanity. Anyway, such a relevant and interesting topic to me because, as some of you may have picked [...]

SKIP THE TEXT AND PICK UP THE PHONE FFS…

When I was a young tot, I learned to read and write at a very early age.  And with that special power, I discovered the art of argument and negotiation.  To this day my mom claims she still has notes I used to slip under her door detailing my case of why the punishment I [...]

DO WE REALLY NEED TO GO BACK TO DATING 101?

Fellas -- and ladies -- online dating is a fucking nightmare.  But we're all doing it so let's try to make the process as easy as possible.  I didn't ever think I would need to go into a diatribe of the 'do's and don'ts' of online dating but apparently I do! It's not hard to remember [...]