Sometimes being a rational human being just plain sucks. I mean seriously -- An emotional crying jag or a temper tantrum is the stuff of unicorns and rainbow candies. I would LOVE to just sit on a couch eating ice cream all day crying my fucking eyes out and watching sappy movies...OR punching someone in [...]
Category: successful women
THEY ALWAYS COME BACK…WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
As I look back on my recent dating history, there is a recurring theme. I'm not talking about how I consistently chose douchebags to date...wait...maybe that does mesh with this theme. Ok, well, yea...I chose a LOT of idiots to date. So scratch that intro. However, there were only possibly two or three that I [...]
INTIMIDATION FACTOR: CAN WE REALLY HAVE IT ALL?
"Desire" gets you love. "Need" gets you crazy.
HOW TO LIFE: CLE SERIES ON FACEBOOK ETIQUETTE
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a pretty active on Facebook/Instagram. I like to post pics of my holidays or of my pups...People like them so I assume I'm not 'oversharing.' I never put anything personal on FB. Yeah, I bitch about dating sometimes, but for the most part, I'm just there to post [...]
LIFE LESSONS –CLE SERIES
So as I mentioned in my last post, I'm officially off dating apps. All of them. That last go-round was the literal straw that broke the camel's back (well....if I had a camel, I'm sure it would be...I just wanted to throw the word 'literal' in there). I do want to take a quick sec [...]
SEVERELY DOUBTING HUMANITY
So a couple of weeks ago I had 'virtually' met this guy, Josh (I know I said I wouldn't use real names, but this douche deserves to be put on blast). He's a teacher at a school in Ft. Bend. (I've had a day to calm down so I'll refrain from saying exactly WHICH school...) [...]
SKIP THE TEXT AND PICK UP THE PHONE FFS…
When I was a young tot, I learned to read and write at a very early age. And with that special power, I discovered the art of argument and negotiation. To this day my mom claims she still has notes I used to slip under her door detailing my case of why the punishment I [...]
SHIT’S ABOUT TO GET REAL
Well. It's my last week of being 36...I know, I know...some of you out there say 36 is still young, etc...HOWEVER, in the realm of all I want to accomplish and do in my life, turning 37 is abso-fucking-lutely scary. I know I blog a lot about dating, and I make fun of some of [...]
AGE DOESN’T MAKE YOU GROWN FOLK
HOW AN "ADULT" HANDLES REJECTION THE WRONG WAY Scene One: Houston, TX Source: Bumble Scenario: Planned meet up for drinks Participants: Me and "Joe" Results: Stage 5 Clinger and more than likely bipolar...Or just a regular ol' douchebag...you be the judge So when I'm on these ridiculous dating sites/apps, I like to vet people for witty banter [...]
RANT: WHY PATIENCE IS A FUCKING JOKE
Alright - I woke up today in a bitching mood -- and not in a good way. So in order for me to settle into the day, I'm going to need to get a few things off my chest. I work my ass off. Anyone who knows me knows that I give 110% in anything [...]
My Sarcastic Life 