YOU KNOW WHAT’S AWESOME…?

....nothing right now.  That's what.  For the past 8 months I've been stuck in a cycle of monotony - same shit different day.  I AM NOT A FUCKING MONOTONOUS PERSON (don't misread that as 'monogamous.')!  I can't function if my life is 'normal.'  My personality thrives on stress and adrenaline-fueled crisis management.  I thrive in [...]

OUR COUNTRY IS ROYALLY FUCKED…

I'm just going to jump right into this explanation:  Our country is royally fucked because the only two options we have for our future President is a potential felon and a narcissistic racist.   That ol' addage "lesser of two evils" is really hard to gauge here because both options will spiral our country into [...]

STUCK…WHY BEING HUMAN SUCKS BALLS A LOT OF THE TIME

This kid's situation pretty much sums up my life these days...feeling like I'm stuck in the shitter while someone laughs their ass off and takes time-freezing photos of my precarious situation so they can one day pull out the precious keepsake and show it around to the world to prove how fucked up I was at [...]

DEAR REAL-WORLD, CAN WE PULL A ROSS & RACHEL AND GO ON A BREAK?

Unfortunately, we do not live in a "Friends" episode, so the Ross and Rachel technique most likely won't work with reality.  That, and reality is an asshole so it's likely he (yes, I'm genderizing it, and yes, I'm pretty sure I made that word up) won't compromise.  Therefore, I wake up every day, feet to [...]

PAUSING FOR POSSIBLE TEMPORARY INSANITY…

I'm still around...Just been completely overwhelmed by life in general.  I'll get my shit together soon enough.  Too much hit me at once and I'm trying to sort out the aftermath...I'm still a bad ass -- just a slightly crazy one at the moment.  I'm sure, in time, life will return to some sort of [...]

FINDING THE FUNNY IN ALL THE FUCKS I DON’T GIVE

I want a 2016 re-start.  I have to say, since January, aside from maybe 3 or 4 great moments, there has literally been fuck-all going on in my life that I'm either (a) excited about or (b) hopeful for.  I know, I know...look at all the good stuff I have, blah, blah, blah...I do.  And [...]

ONCE UPON A TIME…NOPE.

Yep, I think I discovered the world's BIGGEST douchebag a week or so ago.  And it was SO bad, that I just have to laugh.  I didn't write about it as soon as it happened because, if you've been reading my blogs, you know I've been going through some emotional BS so I needed to [...]

I SURE HOPE THE FEATURED IMAGE IS A FORTUNE…

Clearly my blog posts have been a bit more subdued lately...more emotional...more...icky.  I'm not proud of it...I mean, I perpetuate this blog to be a "strong woman" blog...pick yourself up from your bootstraps and carry on blog...a "fuck those who fuck you over" blog....I'm not changing that...but I am about to tell you a sad [...]

GHOSTING IS THE NEW “IT’S ME, NOT YOU” BREAK…MINUS THE CAJONES

If you are dating, chances are you've been "ghosted" before.   Or, as I like to call it, wasting-my mother-loving-precious-time-on-a-cowardly-douchebag-who-is-too-chicken-shit-to-keep-it-real.  Or something like that.  I switch up the words every now and then with a little more profanity. Anyway, such a relevant and interesting topic to me because, as some of you may have picked [...]