I want a 2016 re-start. I have to say, since January, aside from maybe 3 or 4 great moments, there has literally been fuck-all going on in my life that I'm either (a) excited about or (b) hopeful for. I know, I know...look at all the good stuff I have, blah, blah, blah...I do. And [...]
Category: Sarcastic Life
WHY YOU’RE STUPID AF: CLE SERIES ON PUTTING THE MOTHER-EFFING PHONE DOWN
Back by popular demand, here is a CLE series that I think pertains to about 90% of the human population. It's not a controversial subject because, well, I think we all know how attached at the hand we are to our smartphones. The sickness of this subject is that we KNOW we have a problem, [...]
ONCE UPON A TIME…NOPE.
Yep, I think I discovered the world's BIGGEST douchebag a week or so ago. And it was SO bad, that I just have to laugh. I didn't write about it as soon as it happened because, if you've been reading my blogs, you know I've been going through some emotional BS so I needed to [...]
I SURE HOPE THE FEATURED IMAGE IS A FORTUNE…
Clearly my blog posts have been a bit more subdued lately...more emotional...more...icky. I'm not proud of it...I mean, I perpetuate this blog to be a "strong woman" blog...pick yourself up from your bootstraps and carry on blog...a "fuck those who fuck you over" blog....I'm not changing that...but I am about to tell you a sad [...]
GETTIN’ SERIOUS FOR A SEC…
If there ever was a quote that described how I love...I don't even think I need to write anything further. Just gonna' leave this right here. Life changes coming.
GHOSTING IS THE NEW “IT’S ME, NOT YOU” BREAK…MINUS THE CAJONES
If you are dating, chances are you've been "ghosted" before. Or, as I like to call it, wasting-my mother-loving-precious-time-on-a-cowardly-douchebag-who-is-too-chicken-shit-to-keep-it-real. Or something like that. I switch up the words every now and then with a little more profanity. Anyway, such a relevant and interesting topic to me because, as some of you may have picked [...]
LET’S JUST BE HONEST…LET’S JUST BE REAL
I'm a full believer in being impeccable with one's word. If you've never read the Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz, I highly suggest it. The philosophies are applicable across all elements of life and I honestly think if everyone adopted them and put them into action, we'd have a significant decrease in douchebagism in [...]
I MEAN, I DO HAVE A DECENT ASS….
It's interesting how one day you're picking up pieces of heartache, then the next (well...not LITERALLY the next day) you're drowning it out with distractions. What? You wallow in your self-pity and emotional turmoil? Nah. Pull up your thong (cuz I don't do the granny panties and nor should you) or your boxer briefs (cuz, [...]
I’M NOT PERFECT…BUT I AM SARCASTIC SO THAT’S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME
You know that old adage that sarcasm is a defense mechanism (some say against stupid people, some say against fear, against vulnerability, etc...)? Well, I'm here to defend that adage...And any person fluent in sarcasm better not deny what I'm about to say...I'm being real here, so STFU and learn something about yourself. Just be [...]
TOP 5 DUMBEST QUESTIONS: CLE SERIES ON WHAT NOT TO SAY
I know there are millions of stupid questions that people ask every day...but this entry is honing in on five that I hear repeatedly and make me feel like slapping a bitch. If you are a human being, you should just stop asking these questions in these scenarios...period. Let's jump right in, shall we? "How's [...]
My Sarcastic Life 