ONCE UPON A TIME…NOPE.

Yep, I think I discovered the world's BIGGEST douchebag a week or so ago.  And it was SO bad, that I just have to laugh.  I didn't write about it as soon as it happened because, if you've been reading my blogs, you know I've been going through some emotional BS so I needed to [...]

I SURE HOPE THE FEATURED IMAGE IS A FORTUNE…

Clearly my blog posts have been a bit more subdued lately...more emotional...more...icky.  I'm not proud of it...I mean, I perpetuate this blog to be a "strong woman" blog...pick yourself up from your bootstraps and carry on blog...a "fuck those who fuck you over" blog....I'm not changing that...but I am about to tell you a sad [...]

GHOSTING IS THE NEW “IT’S ME, NOT YOU” BREAK…MINUS THE CAJONES

If you are dating, chances are you've been "ghosted" before.   Or, as I like to call it, wasting-my mother-loving-precious-time-on-a-cowardly-douchebag-who-is-too-chicken-shit-to-keep-it-real.  Or something like that.  I switch up the words every now and then with a little more profanity. Anyway, such a relevant and interesting topic to me because, as some of you may have picked [...]

LET’S JUST BE HONEST…LET’S JUST BE REAL

I'm a full believer in being impeccable with one's word. If you've never read the Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz, I highly suggest it. The philosophies are applicable across all elements of life and I honestly think if everyone adopted them and put them into action, we'd have a significant decrease in douchebagism in [...]

I MEAN, I DO HAVE A DECENT ASS….

It's interesting how one day you're picking up pieces of heartache, then the next (well...not LITERALLY the next day) you're drowning it out with distractions.  What?  You wallow in your self-pity and emotional turmoil?  Nah.  Pull up your thong (cuz I don't do the granny panties and nor should you) or your boxer briefs (cuz, [...]

SOMETIMES I WONDER IF PURGATORY IS REALLY JUST HELL IN DISGUISE

Yes, THREE posts in two days is utter ridiculousness (can we really count last night's tho?)...but I need the catharsis of writing shit out...so I'm gonna need to sort through this verbally/textually...If you're not interested in rambling musings and contemplation of love lost, then just stop reading now...if you are, I'll try to make it [...]

SURE WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD HAVE AN ICE CREAM AND A PONY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

Sometimes being a rational human being just plain sucks.  I mean seriously -- An emotional crying jag or a temper tantrum is the stuff of unicorns and rainbow candies.  I would LOVE to just sit on a couch eating ice cream all day crying my fucking eyes out and watching sappy movies...OR punching someone in [...]

THEY ALWAYS COME BACK…WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?

As I look back on my recent dating history, there is a recurring theme.  I'm not talking about how I consistently chose douchebags to date...wait...maybe that does mesh with this theme.  Ok, well, yea...I chose a LOT of idiots to date. So scratch that intro.  However, there were only possibly two or three that I [...]