Yes, THREE posts in two days is utter ridiculousness (can we really count last night's tho?)...but I need the catharsis of writing shit out...so I'm gonna need to sort through this verbally/textually...If you're not interested in rambling musings and contemplation of love lost, then just stop reading now...if you are, I'll try to make it [...]
Category: Sarcastic Life
DROP MIC.
There's really not more I can say...
SURE WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD HAVE AN ICE CREAM AND A PONY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Sometimes being a rational human being just plain sucks. I mean seriously -- An emotional crying jag or a temper tantrum is the stuff of unicorns and rainbow candies. I would LOVE to just sit on a couch eating ice cream all day crying my fucking eyes out and watching sappy movies...OR punching someone in [...]
HOW TO LIFE: CLE SERIES ON DRIVING
I admit...I'm a fast driver. If the speed limit is 65, I'm most likely going 75 (ish...maybe 80..ish....fuck it I'm booking it at 85+). That said, I am not the ONLY fast driver in the world. I'm going to go ahead and make a number up since I cannot find any stats on how many [...]
THEY ALWAYS COME BACK…WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
As I look back on my recent dating history, there is a recurring theme. I'm not talking about how I consistently chose douchebags to date...wait...maybe that does mesh with this theme. Ok, well, yea...I chose a LOT of idiots to date. So scratch that intro. However, there were only possibly two or three that I [...]
INTIMIDATION FACTOR: CAN WE REALLY HAVE IT ALL?
"Desire" gets you love. "Need" gets you crazy.
HOW TO LIFE: CLE SERIES ON FACEBOOK ETIQUETTE
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a pretty active on Facebook/Instagram. I like to post pics of my holidays or of my pups...People like them so I assume I'm not 'oversharing.' I never put anything personal on FB. Yeah, I bitch about dating sometimes, but for the most part, I'm just there to post [...]
LIFE LESSONS –CLE SERIES
So as I mentioned in my last post, I'm officially off dating apps. All of them. That last go-round was the literal straw that broke the camel's back (well....if I had a camel, I'm sure it would be...I just wanted to throw the word 'literal' in there). I do want to take a quick sec [...]
SEVERELY DOUBTING HUMANITY
So a couple of weeks ago I had 'virtually' met this guy, Josh (I know I said I wouldn't use real names, but this douche deserves to be put on blast). He's a teacher at a school in Ft. Bend. (I've had a day to calm down so I'll refrain from saying exactly WHICH school...) [...]
WHY AM I STILL SURPRISED WHEN GROWN MEN THINK WITH THEIR JUNK?
First of all, I need to make a caveat statement: When I write about my 'dating' life, it's really not ALL that is going on...dating is NOT my life. Additionally, I am not sad and lonely. I'm perfectly fine with my own company and I'm not desperate to find a man. I just happen to [...]
My Sarcastic Life 