If there ever was a quote that described how I love...I don't even think I need to write anything further. Just gonna' leave this right here. Life changes coming.
Category: love
GHOSTING IS THE NEW “IT’S ME, NOT YOU” BREAK…MINUS THE CAJONES
If you are dating, chances are you've been "ghosted" before. Or, as I like to call it, wasting-my mother-loving-precious-time-on-a-cowardly-douchebag-who-is-too-chicken-shit-to-keep-it-real. Or something like that. I switch up the words every now and then with a little more profanity. Anyway, such a relevant and interesting topic to me because, as some of you may have picked [...]
LET’S JUST BE HONEST…LET’S JUST BE REAL
I'm a full believer in being impeccable with one's word. If you've never read the Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz, I highly suggest it. The philosophies are applicable across all elements of life and I honestly think if everyone adopted them and put them into action, we'd have a significant decrease in douchebagism in [...]
I MEAN, I DO HAVE A DECENT ASS….
It's interesting how one day you're picking up pieces of heartache, then the next (well...not LITERALLY the next day) you're drowning it out with distractions. What? You wallow in your self-pity and emotional turmoil? Nah. Pull up your thong (cuz I don't do the granny panties and nor should you) or your boxer briefs (cuz, [...]
SOMETIMES I WONDER IF PURGATORY IS REALLY JUST HELL IN DISGUISE
Yes, THREE posts in two days is utter ridiculousness (can we really count last night's tho?)...but I need the catharsis of writing shit out...so I'm gonna need to sort through this verbally/textually...If you're not interested in rambling musings and contemplation of love lost, then just stop reading now...if you are, I'll try to make it [...]
DROP MIC.
There's really not more I can say...
SURE WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD HAVE AN ICE CREAM AND A PONY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Sometimes being a rational human being just plain sucks. I mean seriously -- An emotional crying jag or a temper tantrum is the stuff of unicorns and rainbow candies. I would LOVE to just sit on a couch eating ice cream all day crying my fucking eyes out and watching sappy movies...OR punching someone in [...]
THEY ALWAYS COME BACK…WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
As I look back on my recent dating history, there is a recurring theme. I'm not talking about how I consistently chose douchebags to date...wait...maybe that does mesh with this theme. Ok, well, yea...I chose a LOT of idiots to date. So scratch that intro. However, there were only possibly two or three that I [...]
INTIMIDATION FACTOR: CAN WE REALLY HAVE IT ALL?
"Desire" gets you love. "Need" gets you crazy.
WHY AM I STILL SURPRISED WHEN GROWN MEN THINK WITH THEIR JUNK?
First of all, I need to make a caveat statement: When I write about my 'dating' life, it's really not ALL that is going on...dating is NOT my life. Additionally, I am not sad and lonely. I'm perfectly fine with my own company and I'm not desperate to find a man. I just happen to [...]
My Sarcastic Life 