I know there are millions of stupid questions that people ask every day...but this entry is honing in on five that I hear repeatedly and make me feel like slapping a bitch. If you are a human being, you should just stop asking these questions in these scenarios...period. Let's jump right in, shall we? "How's [...]
Author: ReyRey
Real Life Shit.
SOMETIMES I WONDER IF PURGATORY IS REALLY JUST HELL IN DISGUISE
Yes, THREE posts in two days is utter ridiculousness (can we really count last night's tho?)...but I need the catharsis of writing shit out...so I'm gonna need to sort through this verbally/textually...If you're not interested in rambling musings and contemplation of love lost, then just stop reading now...if you are, I'll try to make it [...]
DROP MIC.
There's really not more I can say...
SURE WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD HAVE AN ICE CREAM AND A PONY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Sometimes being a rational human being just plain sucks. I mean seriously -- An emotional crying jag or a temper tantrum is the stuff of unicorns and rainbow candies. I would LOVE to just sit on a couch eating ice cream all day crying my fucking eyes out and watching sappy movies...OR punching someone in [...]
HOW TO LIFE: CLE SERIES ON DRIVING
I admit...I'm a fast driver. If the speed limit is 65, I'm most likely going 75 (ish...maybe 80..ish....fuck it I'm booking it at 85+). That said, I am not the ONLY fast driver in the world. I'm going to go ahead and make a number up since I cannot find any stats on how many [...]
THEY ALWAYS COME BACK…WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
As I look back on my recent dating history, there is a recurring theme. I'm not talking about how I consistently chose douchebags to date...wait...maybe that does mesh with this theme. Ok, well, yea...I chose a LOT of idiots to date. So scratch that intro. However, there were only possibly two or three that I [...]
INTIMIDATION FACTOR: CAN WE REALLY HAVE IT ALL?
"Desire" gets you love. "Need" gets you crazy.
HOW TO LIFE: CLE SERIES ON FACEBOOK ETIQUETTE
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a pretty active on Facebook/Instagram. I like to post pics of my holidays or of my pups...People like them so I assume I'm not 'oversharing.' I never put anything personal on FB. Yeah, I bitch about dating sometimes, but for the most part, I'm just there to post [...]
HOW TO LIFE: CLE SERIES ON COMMON COURTESY MOFO
So, I'm from Texas. And anyone who is a red-blooded 'Merican knows that Texans are known for their Southern Hospitality and are among the most polite and welcoming people around. I've heard from MANY of my foreign friends that they love Texas because "everyone is just so nice." And, for the most part, this is true, [...]
LIFE LESSONS –CLE SERIES
So as I mentioned in my last post, I'm officially off dating apps. All of them. That last go-round was the literal straw that broke the camel's back (well....if I had a camel, I'm sure it would be...I just wanted to throw the word 'literal' in there). I do want to take a quick sec [...]
My Sarcastic Life 