EVERYBODY LOVES A FUNNY DATING STORY…

I don't have one but at least I got you to click into my blog today ūüôā I've been on a few dates in the past few weeks...but no atrocities or dramatic BS, so at least I feel I have been picking better quality dudes. ¬†I'm on a bit of a hiatus though. ¬†I was [...]

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STUCK…WHY BEING HUMAN SUCKS BALLS A LOT OF THE TIME

This kid's situation pretty much sums up my life these days...feeling like I'm stuck in the shitter while someone laughs their ass off and takes time-freezing photos of my precarious situation so they can one day pull out the precious keepsake and show it around to the world to prove how fucked up I was at [...]

THIS IS WHY YOU’RE SUCKING AT LIFE: CLE SERIES ON HOW TO ADULT

I think I'm going to start this lesson with the number one, overarching rule on adulting:  Don't be an asshole. As we go through these lessons, just know that in the end, it all boils down to your inability to nicely live and function in society with actual human beings.  So if you're failing miserably at [...]

DEAR REAL-WORLD, CAN WE PULL A ROSS & RACHEL AND GO ON A BREAK?

Unfortunately, we do not live in a "Friends" episode, so the Ross and Rachel technique most likely won't work with reality.  That, and reality is an asshole so it's likely he (yes, I'm genderizing it, and yes, I'm pretty sure I made that word up) won't compromise.  Therefore, I wake up every day, feet to [...]

PAUSING FOR POSSIBLE TEMPORARY INSANITY…

I'm still around...Just been completely overwhelmed by life in general.  I'll get my shit together soon enough.  Too much hit me at once and I'm trying to sort out the aftermath...I'm still a bad ass -- just a slightly crazy one at the moment.  I'm sure, in time, life will return to some sort of [...]

FINDING THE FUNNY IN ALL THE FUCKS I DON’T GIVE

I want a 2016 re-start.  I have to say, since January, aside from maybe 3 or 4 great moments, there has literally been fuck-all going on in my life that I'm either (a) excited about or (b) hopeful for.  I know, I know...look at all the good stuff I have, blah, blah, blah...I do.  And [...]

WHY YOU’RE STUPID AF: CLE SERIES ON PUTTING THE MOTHER-EFFING PHONE DOWN

Back by popular demand, here is a CLE series that I think pertains to about 90% of the human population.  It's not a controversial subject because, well, I think we all know how attached at the hand we are to our smartphones.  The sickness of this subject is that we KNOW we have a problem, [...]

ONCE UPON A TIME…NOPE.

Yep, I think I discovered the world's BIGGEST douchebag a week or so ago.  And it was SO bad, that I just have to laugh.  I didn't write about it as soon as it happened because, if you've been reading my blogs, you know I've been going through some emotional BS so I needed to [...]