I SURE HOPE THE FEATURED IMAGE IS A FORTUNE…

Clearly my blog posts have been a bit more subdued lately...more emotional...more...icky.  I'm not proud of it...I mean, I perpetuate this blog to be a "strong woman" blog...pick yourself up from your bootstraps and carry on blog...a "fuck those who fuck you over" blog....I'm not changing that...but I am about to tell you a sad [...]

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GHOSTING IS THE NEW “IT’S ME, NOT YOU” BREAK…MINUS THE CAJONES

If you are dating, chances are you've been "ghosted" before.   Or, as I like to call it, wasting-my mother-loving-precious-time-on-a-cowardly-douchebag-who-is-too-chicken-shit-to-keep-it-real.  Or something like that.  I switch up the words every now and then with a little more profanity. Anyway, such a relevant and interesting topic to me because, as some of you may have picked [...]

LET’S JUST BE HONEST…LET’S JUST BE REAL

I'm a full believer in being impeccable with one's word. If you've never read the Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz, I highly suggest it. The philosophies are applicable across all elements of life and I honestly think if everyone adopted them and put them into action, we'd have a significant decrease in douchebagism in [...]

I MEAN, I DO HAVE A DECENT ASS….

It's interesting how one day you're picking up pieces of heartache, then the next (well...not LITERALLY the next day) you're drowning it out with distractions.  What?  You wallow in your self-pity and emotional turmoil?  Nah.  Pull up your thong (cuz I don't do the granny panties and nor should you) or your boxer briefs (cuz, [...]

I’M NOT PERFECT…BUT I AM SARCASTIC SO THAT’S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME

You know that old adage that sarcasm is a defense mechanism (some say against stupid people, some say against fear, against vulnerability, etc...)?  Well, I'm here to defend that adage...And any person fluent in sarcasm better not deny what I'm about to say...I'm being real here, so STFU and learn something about yourself.  Just be [...]

TOP 5 DUMBEST QUESTIONS: CLE SERIES ON WHAT NOT TO SAY

I know there are millions of stupid questions that people ask every day...but this entry is honing in on five that I hear repeatedly and make me feel like slapping a bitch.  If you are a human being, you should just stop asking these questions in these scenarios...period.  Let's jump right in, shall we? "How's [...]

SOMETIMES I WONDER IF PURGATORY IS REALLY JUST HELL IN DISGUISE

Yes, THREE posts in two days is utter ridiculousness (can we really count last night's tho?)...but I need the catharsis of writing shit out...so I'm gonna need to sort through this verbally/textually...If you're not interested in rambling musings and contemplation of love lost, then just stop reading now...if you are, I'll try to make it [...]

SURE WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD HAVE AN ICE CREAM AND A PONY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

Sometimes being a rational human being just plain sucks.  I mean seriously -- An emotional crying jag or a temper tantrum is the stuff of unicorns and rainbow candies.  I would LOVE to just sit on a couch eating ice cream all day crying my fucking eyes out and watching sappy movies...OR punching someone in [...]