SURE WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD HAVE AN ICE CREAM AND A PONY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

Sometimes being a rational human being just plain sucks.  I mean seriously -- An emotional crying jag or a temper tantrum is the stuff of unicorns and rainbow candies.  I would LOVE to just sit on a couch eating ice cream all day crying my fucking eyes out and watching sappy movies...OR punching someone in [...]

THEY ALWAYS COME BACK…WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?

As I look back on my recent dating history, there is a recurring theme.  I'm not talking about how I consistently chose douchebags to date...wait...maybe that does mesh with this theme.  Ok, well, yea...I chose a LOT of idiots to date. So scratch that intro.  However, there were only possibly two or three that I [...]

INTIMIDATION FACTOR: CAN WE REALLY HAVE IT ALL?

"Desire" gets you love. "Need" gets you crazy.

LIFE LESSONS –CLE SERIES

So as I mentioned in my last post, I'm officially off dating apps.  All of them.  That last go-round was the literal straw that broke the camel's back (well....if I had a camel, I'm sure it would be...I just wanted to throw the word 'literal' in there).  I do want to take a quick sec [...]

SEVERELY DOUBTING HUMANITY

So a couple of weeks ago I had 'virtually' met this guy, Josh (I know I said I wouldn't use real names, but this douche deserves to be put on blast).  He's a teacher at a school in Ft. Bend.  (I've had a day to calm down so I'll refrain from saying exactly WHICH school...) [...]

WHY AM I STILL SURPRISED WHEN GROWN MEN THINK WITH THEIR JUNK?

First of all, I need to make a caveat statement:  When I write about my 'dating' life, it's really not ALL that is going on...dating is NOT my life.  Additionally, I am not sad and lonely.  I'm perfectly fine with my own company and I'm not desperate to find a man.  I just happen to [...]