FIRST up -- I need to set the record straight. I've said this before, and trust me, I appreciate the reach, but just because I write about dating or being single or whatevs, doesn't mean that THAT is the focal point of my life. In fact, if I'm honest, it's a total of 2% of [...]
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DEAR REAL-WORLD, CAN WE PULL A ROSS & RACHEL AND GO ON A BREAK?
Unfortunately, we do not live in a "Friends" episode, so the Ross and Rachel technique most likely won't work with reality. That, and reality is an asshole so it's likely he (yes, I'm genderizing it, and yes, I'm pretty sure I made that word up) won't compromise. Therefore, I wake up every day, feet to [...]
My Sarcastic Life 